It was me laughing my arse off. Funniest thing I’ve read for a while. 
I was reading the Guardians Premier League preview, especially this bit;
If they had three wishes
1 Clubs who, in the past, bought success stop griping about City’s modus operandi
2 Carlos Tevez kisses badge at Old Trafford
3 Sheikh uses spare change to buy the Rags and shuts them down.
The last one tickled me. The swamp would make a cracking park and ride to the COMS.
